Thursday, July 24, 2014

Manses knows me

He just did a bit about all of this shit that we’ve both been dealt and it ruined me in the best way. Open mics are for working shit out, and he sacrificed that valuable time to talk about the traumatic shithole that we’ve been stuck in.

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Of course I’m just now crying about something that happened almost two weeks ago. I’m blaming Falcor for it because he’s been so sweet through the whole thing. He can’t defend himself from my judgment!

Tuesday, July 22, 2014

What does my neighbor do with all of the dead cat bodies after they take care of strays that fuck themselves to death?

Happy dog playing in the rain

Happy dog playing in the rain

Getting on Manses’ nerves since 2008 when he thought I was a lesbian.

Getting on Manses’ nerves since 2008 when he thought I was a lesbian.

Tough Chicago dawgs use bricks as pillows while they watch their stories. #falcoryall

Tough Chicago dawgs use bricks as pillows while they watch their stories. #falcoryall

Getting paid monthly and forgetting your lunch on the 22nd is stupid and calls for dollar menu stand-ins. Not stupid: eating on the rooftop terrace at work overlooking the lake.

Getting paid monthly and forgetting your lunch on the 22nd is stupid and calls for dollar menu stand-ins. Not stupid: eating on the rooftop terrace at work overlooking the lake.

The shit storms keep rolling in and I keep laughing and laughing.

Monday, July 21, 2014

If you know someone in Chicago who needs a job but they’re on your shit list, I can prob get them a job. WE HAVE A MILLION OPEN POSITIONS AND LEADERSHIP WONDERS WHY. I haven’t told a single person to apply because I’m not a monster.

Everything blew up at work while I was out and I give zero fucks. I’ll be the one that looks dumb oh wellllll.