Thursday, April 24, 2014

Confirmation of Logan Square being super done

Everyone around me is talking about real estate and law suits.

Dancing about food > pizza

(Source: lolgifs.net)

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

I didn’t do anything special for my birthday because I had to leave for work an hour or so early today. Lo and behold, I am sitting alone in a giant conference room 20 minutes after I expected to start this meeting. The entire reason I didn’t celebrate. So obnoxious. Is this what 28 feels like?

Keep sharp objects away from me for a while.

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Birthday report

'Twas lovely. I got books.

Monday, April 21, 2014
I woke up like this

I woke up like this

Sunday, April 20, 2014

Wha-wha-wha-what would you do?

Post perfect Sunday, buy yourself a pre-birthday Oberon and have the tab picked up by your bartender friend. That’s what you would do.

Friday, April 18, 2014

Two full days of one-on-one Microsoft Access training, and I went in with a full day of previous training under my belt. Send me all of your database design questions. Sheesh.

Oh yeah, and I got hit by a car this morning.

Monday, April 7, 2014
Life has been pretty damn lovely, just ask the Polaroid dude. Don’t trust manses’ face.

Life has been pretty damn lovely, just ask the Polaroid dude. Don’t trust manses’ face.

Thursday, April 3, 2014

Photos from Marine One are great, but I prefer hugs.

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

WWFD

I think my life should be led with more thoughts of What Would Falcor Do.